The Lindsay locomotion hasn’t run out of steam

I can’t keep going on like this. I still love Lindsay Lohan. No matter how many times she breaks my heart, I can’t show Linds the door. And I keep hoping that she has finally had enough.

I can’t keep going on like this. I still love Lindsay Lohan. No matter how many times she breaks my heart, I can’t show Linds the door. And I keep hoping that she has finally had enough.

That when I open my computer to report on celebrity shenanigans, there’ll be nothing about her. Then after a while, maybe some secret pics of her at the gym, accompanied by rumours of a big come-back. This is not that time. No this time, Lindsay’s scram bracelet has already gone off, her bail has doubled to $240, 000, she took her teen-aged sister our partying until 1am and her assistant finally broke down and quit. On the other hand, there were some pics taken of Lindsay wearing boxing gloves at a fitness fundraiser… so at least she is aware that healthy lifestyle options exist.

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