Aries Horoscope


Our overly romantic view of love could get us into trouble. Signals could get crossed with Mars in flirtatious Gemini. As April continues, we can easily shift gears into lusty overdrive into May and June. Are three ladies too much to handle? I think not!

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Who loves you, baby? You will find out as April unveils her secrets. The answer may sweep you off your feet. Whoo hoo! But what will you do with all of this lusciously hot information? Will you announce it to the crowds from the top of the hill? Or will you quietly keep it all to yourself? It is your decision to make, Aries. But I believe that open and Out is the way to go.

Taurus (April 21-May 21

Gal pals are angling for your attention … and a bit of your dough. A girlfriend in need will feed your inner desire to help but how much of the festivities will you be able to bankroll, Taurus? The secret this April is to know your limits and your ability to command the social scene. Sometimes it is better to run with the herd than lead the parade. At least it will be cheaper!

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Geminis are social whirlwinds now. Your smooth ability to schmooze will also benefit your professional standing at work. Be strategic with who you talk to and who you now meet. Those in power will be impressed with your ideas and confidence. So use your charismatic acumen and make the world spin on your axis. Then once they are dizzy enough, take control. Heh. Heh.

Cancer (June 22-July 23

Adventuresome Cancers may get their claws hooked into some surprising and dizzying entanglements. How complicated do you like your love life to be? Everything and everyone is Out and about, crisscrossing the globe and creating mayhem along the way. Life will not be boring, although you may find yourself involved in some deeply boring trysts. Lucky girl!

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Gal pals will not leave you alone this April. Good thing too. They know just what you need and where to find it. You don’t want to waste too much time pondering the universe, thinking what could be. Get off your couch and be it, Lioness! It is a good time to get much more involved in large group activities to discover who there will X your G-spot. Go from A to Z in your quest.

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Make your professional mark on the world this April, Virgo. You have the verve and personal oomph to do what you need to do to get ahead. But all work and no play can make you a rather dull lovergrrl. Smooth out any rough relationship spots with a mixture of attention, lust and compromise. A little hot oil in a bath tub for two couldn’t hurt either.

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

Focus on your health and fitness now to get into perfect shape for a grand adventure. It will heighten your energy level for anything and anyone. You will also be able to finish off a few old projects that have been gathering dust on your desk. And if you feel a bit bored, seek out greater stimulation in new areas of exploration. Hmm, anyone we know, Libra?

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Romantic opportunities abound in April. How will you balance all of this delightful attention, Scorpio? Why even ask? You manage to capture each fluttering heart and use it for your own delicious purposes. This may not make you the nicest lover but it will make you the most intense, passionate and successful. Enjoy it while it lasts.. and try to be fair and considerate. Turnabout in May is fair play.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Mix-ups and obligations to family and partners make life interesting, Sagittarius. Try to balance your home life as the cosmos upends your plans. Sometime a little excitement is good. Certain relationships were getting stale and staid. Surprise her with an evening that is a departure from the ordinary. Do I see you as a nude sushi tray on the dining room table? Or is that the same old stuff for you?

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

You can lure any woman you want into your love nest with just a few choice words. Capricorns enjoy being the strong silent type but don’t be too silent this April. You are flirtation incarnate and can ooze schmooze. Idle friendly chit chat becomes passionate clit chat around the office. How much trouble will you get into in the supply room? Let’s just see what develops.

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Money is honey, Aquarius, but that doesn’t mean that you should squander it on any lady with a good line. You find yourself invited to many high end parties now and become the center of the festivities. But be sure that you can afford all of the fun times as your reputation for generosity hits the heights. Play coy and see if she loves you for you and not your dough. Then rise to the occasion.

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

Getting things done around the house will be a top priority for you this April, Pisces. It is time to refresh, renovate or completely change your surroundings. Long term domestic projects can be dusted off and finally implemented. You will even get some unexpected help from knowledgeable women who know how to lend a hand. Maybe two hands would work even better.