Finally, It Has Happened to Me

Finals over and apartment haphazardly moved into storage, I loaded up my Subaru with every cute work outfit I owned and drove to my summer internship in San Francisco. Nervous to start my first day of work, I woke up early, got out the Fling—my new favorite sex toy—and engaged… Read more »

August 2010

Sweets for the Sweet

OK, every parent knows that sugar makes kids go wild, no matter what the American Pediatric Association (or whoever makes decisions for the medical masses) says. A direct dose of sugar enters the system and turns perfectly innocent little children into demons on the spot. French fries don’t have the… Read more »

August 2010

Tallulah Bankhead Live!

Learning about Tallulah Bankhead is Chapter 1 in the Counter-Culture 101 textbook. Somehow, I missed that class. Damn. Two years ago Restaurant Florent, my place of temporary employment, threw a party in honor of this brassy bisexual sex-pot. I said “Tallulah, who?” I wasn’t fired, but lost many fabulous points.… Read more »

August 2010

Not By the Hairs on My Chinny Chin-Chin

Teenagers are breathtakingly honest when it comes to their appraisal of your shortcomings as a parent, as a human, as a participant on the planet. This starts right about eleven, when girls are suddenly getting periods before breasts have put in an appearance and boys are surrounded by silverback apes… Read more »

August 2010
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