Pollute Thy Self
The man in front of me at the grocery store the other night checked out with a baguette, two sticks of string cheese, an apple and a super sized tube of KY Jelly… Read more »
Queerie Bradshaw
Alone In A Crowded Bar
Living in a small college town, the hetero-homogeny of bars frustrates me… Read more »
Finally, It Has Happened to Me
Finals over and apartment haphazardly moved into storage, I loaded up my Subaru with every cute work outfit I owned and drove to my summer internship in San Francisco. Nervous to start my first day of work, I woke up early, got out the Fling—my new favorite sex toy—and engaged… Read more »
Curve Pride
To be honest, Pride parties aren’t usually my thing. I’m out and proud and about as gay as they get all year long, so it’s hard to justify spending twice as much to see the same people dance to the same music in the same bar I go to every… Read more »
Formally The Same
In some ways, law school is exactly like high school. You have the same cliques – the partiers, the nerds, the over-achievers—and the same clubs—student government, future business-people, Christian society. We worry about the same things—where we’re getting drunk on Friday night, who’s sleeping with whom, what we’re going to… Read more »
Brown Paper Packages: Part II
Washed, lubed and ready to go, the beautifully shaped Fling and I had an amusing evening together… Read more »
Back To The Dungeon
The only thing that marks the Citadel from the buildings around it is a small paper sign on the blacked-out glass door… Read more »
First Kisses
“The first kiss is where you get to know someone. And every kiss after that is a shadow of that first one.” –Betty Draper, Mad Men My very first kiss was in preschool for a popsicle. I don’t remember the kiss much, but I do remember the popsicle. Then there… Read more »
Canned Sauce
“How beautiful is the universe when something digestible meets with an eager digestion.” –Don Marquis… Read more »
Annoyance Is An Emotion
For the third time in as many months, I took a girl home for casual sex, only to find out she wished for something more formal… Read more »