Aries: Fools For Love
April stokes our desires with retrograde Mars in delicious Libra and Venus in romantic Pisces.
Aries (March 21–April 20)
Relationships can get complicated this month. Are you asking her for too much? Are your best moves missing the mark? Actions speak louder and prouder than words, but don’t shout. For those lambda Rams on the hoof, are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Are you attracting the wrong sort of girl?
Taurus (April 21–May 21)
Girlfriends are a welcome break from the daily grind of the job but don’t let things pile up on your desk for too long. Dreary and detailed tasks are coming in fast and furious. Your job could get complicated and out of control. Better still, try and mix work with fun whenever you can.
Gemini (May 22–June 21)
The big bosses love you. Not only do you shine and brim with great ideas, you have a certain charisma that is at once disarming and dangerously calculating. Pour it on for all it’s worth Gemini. This is the time to get your pay stub massaged and expanded. Once you have the extra funds, funnel your charm into more fun enterprises.
Cancer (June 22–July 23)
Travel brings spicy romance especially if you approach it creatively and openly. That means that the more exotic the destination, the better. You never know what adventures are in store for you in some exotic cove or nook. As April progresses you may also travel through May and June.
Leo (July 24–Aug. 23)
Lionesses can turn on the sexy charm and attract any woman they desire. Go hunting and see whom you can catch. You are unstoppable and irresistible all through April. For those in a committed relationship, use the time to get close—as close as possible—to your soulmate. Let her know how you feel and your hands do the talking.
Virgo (Aug. 24–Sept. 23)
Money is honey this April and that means the more you have of it the better. Of course there is a certain diminishing return to it too—spending too much time on it, working too hard for it and not being able to enjoy it enough. So check your personal capacity and resolve to find the happy balance and share it with a certain you-know-who. Spoil her and she will spoil you.
Libra (Sept. 24–Oct. 23)
While Libras have great reserves of energy this April, you should dole out your attentions carefully. There is a chance that you will bowl over and overwhelm those who you do not know well. You can make an excellent first impression and launch your ideas onto profitable paths with a low-key, quietly persuasive delivery. Knock ’em down and drag ’em around in May.
Scorpio (Oct. 24–Nov. 22)
There is so much ruckus going on behind the scenes that you will surely be tipped off to any shenanigans. But maybe that is part of the fun? April is party month for Scorpios who make a shocking appearance around the social circuit. Don’t sit at home waiting for a delivery. Get out and deliver a bit of the merriment yourself.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23–Dec. 22)
Sagittarians are tempted to hang around the house this April because home and hearth are so comfortable. Give yourself time to enjoy your surroundings. Invite a few bosom buddies over to join you, but keep the invitation list short and selective. Before you know it, the masses descend upon your door and your home is over-run with a bevy of beauties. This is bad?
Capricorn (Dec. 23–Jan. 20)
You have the gift of gab this April, Capricorn. Use it to your advantage especially in your career. You can easily charm the corporate sharks with your personal oil and glide to the top of the class. But watch your overt actions; don’t do anything subversive or manipulative. Your motives are being scrutinized. Just smile, charm and take an extended lunch break.
Aquarius (Jan. 21–Feb. 19)
Think of what is important to you and how you are going to achieve your goals this April. Money comes easily and can grease the way for Aqueerians with a list of personal needs. Enjoy hour gotten gains and be very creative in how you spend it. You attract many delightful admirers. But do they love you for yourself or for your money?
Pisces (Feb. 20–March. 20)
Guppies have personality plus now and can showcase their considerable talents to new influential ladies. Make the rounds. Show it, strut it and sell it while your energy is high. Before you know it, all this showcasing could zap your energy reserves. You will need to find a way to recharge and relax.
Aries (March 21–April 20)
Modesty is not a strong suit with this gal so don’t be surprised if she hangs around the house in her all togethers—or less. But expect her usual form to be more boxer shorts than a peekaboo lace teddy. The fire of passion will always be there but it may be camouflaged in flannel. Hey honey, pass the beer! Yeah, I love you too. Burp! Make her jealous, nervous or unsure and she’ll dress in peel away zippered black leather for you, just to make sure that you notice and still care. What a charmer!