Queerie Bradshaw

04/29/10

Peek A. Booty, Part I

As an audience member, it’s really hard to ask the star performer of a burlesque show out.So, I was very relieved when Peek A. Booty approached me for my number first.A tall, curvy, sensual, femme, Booty is by far one of the most talented performers I have ever seen. As a triple threat, she can sing, dance and even make eating a hamburger from McDonald’s sexy – something that I never thought was possible.The evening she asked me out, we were both being our high femme alter ego selves, complete with fake lashes, high heels and glitter. But when we met up for Chinese food a week later, the lashes, heels and glitter were gone and we were both just two normal gals on a date.As much as I am confident in my sexiness, I’m still shocked that someone as stunning as Booty...

Posted at 12:57 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

04/21/10

Formally the Same

In some ways, law school is exactly like high school. You have the same cliques – the partiers, the nerds, the over-achievers—and the same clubs—student government, future business-people, Christian society. We worry about the same things—where we’re getting drunk on Friday night, who’s sleeping with whom, what we’re going to do after graduation—and we are always broke. Sure there are differences, but overall, law school is just a slightly more mature high school. We even have school dances. As class representative to the student government, it was my job to help put on the “Thrift Store Formal” this weekend. We advertised it as “The Cheap Prom You Always Wanted,” and lured people in with promises of a...

Posted at 12:34 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

04/13/10

Brown Paper Packages: Part II

...Continued from last week.Washed, lubed and ready to go, the beautifully shaped Fling and I had an amusing evening together. It’s not the toy for those who want in and out penetration, but it definitely gets the job done when it comes to G-spot fun.Once I had my Fling, I was ready for more complex toys. Out of the Babeland box, I grabbed the Sqweel, highly excited to try my first oral sex simulator.A mechanical wheel with tongue like silicone appendages, the Sqweel is one of Babeland’s best-sellers according to its website. The comic value of a wheel of tongues made me excited to own the Sqweel, but the potential of a new type of orgasm made me even more excited to use it.I grabbed the lube, put on the porn and was all ready to go until I realized I still had no AAA...

Posted at 12:00 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

04/06/10

Brown Paper Packages: Part I

Nothing can make my day like a UPS truck driver. Julie Andrews can have her brown paper packages tied up with string, I’ll take mine as a cardboard box closed with industrial packing tape. Before I had even signed for my new goodies, my friend AK-47 whipped out her key and opened my box, as eager as I was to see what was inside. There, wrapped in all it’s hot pink tissue paper glory, was hours of entertainment, courtesy of Babeland.About a month ago, I contacted Babeland’s customer service for help spicing up my self-love life. As I mentioned in "Pollute Thy Self," they were remarkably helpful and quick in suggesting some toys that might expand beyond my normal erogenous zones and send me to yet known peaks.It took a bit of time for me to choose...

Posted at 01:50 PM | Permalink | Comments: 3

03/30/10

Making the Moves

About a month ago, I put two ads on Craigslist at the same time – one searching for “Just Friends” and the other searching for “Just Sex.” Ironically, the responses to the Just Friends ad produced creepiness (“I’ve lived here for 6 years, it would be nice to finally have a friend”) and the Just Sex ad introduced me to some fun new people.One of those people is Costello, the girl I was anxiously waiting for at a café a few blogs back in My Very First, First Date. Costello’s response to my ad was sexual without being creepy, and after a few interactions on email, we met for that tea date, followed by an evening cabaret show.I wanted to invite myself over to her house that night, but a friend’s need trumped my...

Posted at 11:11 AM | Permalink | Comments: 0

03/24/10

How You Doin’?

All three girls I’ve been talking to lately (none of which I’ve kissed yet, but thanks for asking), I met online. I posted a profile or an ad, and waited for them to come to me.I like to think that I am more proactive in picking up people in person, but I’m really not. It’s so hard to go up to a girl and ask for her phone number. I’ve gotten better at it for sure, but I am still batting zero for taking home a girl from a bar.The cheesy pick up lines never work on me, so I assume they don’t work on others either. Sure, my dad may have stolen the stars and put them in my eyes, I may have lost that loving feeling and I’m sorry you’ve lost your number, but you are going to have to come up with a line less canned and more honest pick up line if...

Posted at 06:21 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

03/19/10

First Kisses

"The first kiss is where you get to know someone. And every kiss after that is a shadow of that first one." –Betty Draper, Mad MenMy very first kiss was in preschool for a popsicle. I don’t remember the kiss much, but I do remember the popsicle.Then there was the plethora of spin the bottle type games, including a special one we made up called “pass the tic-tac”.The first real one happened when I was 12. He touched my boobs, I touched his thingy, it was hormonal and full of the insecurities of puberty.When I kissed my first woman a few years later, I was even more nervous and excited than I had been at 12.One would think that this awkwardness would go away, but it hasn’t. Reaching that first kiss with someone is still just as thrilling for me as...

Posted at 05:13 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

03/09/10

Wrasslin'

As a student, you occasionally get alerts about crimes on campus. Usually it’s a stolen wallet type of deal, but last year a man was going around campus attempting to force girls into his van. Thankfully, he didn’t get anyone, but the idea of him being on the loose made me immediately sign up for martial arts classes.Learning to defend myself has increased my self-confidence, balance, muscle mass and made me a much more exciting lover. Everyone in class beats me good, but get me home and I’ll pin a partner down until she has no choice but to happily submit to my every desire.The other day, I was playing video games and watching Buffy at a friend’s house (oh yeah, I’m that big of a nerd), when she asked me how my martial arts classes were going. Deciding my...

Posted at 02:33 PM | Permalink | Comments: 1

03/03/10

Very First, First Date

This weekend I had a first date with a girl I met online. We’d been talking for a bit, and I was excited to meet her, yet I was still horribly nervous.I know that I’m a big bad sex and dating blogger and I should be able to go out into cafés around the world with confidence and ladies on my arms, but the reality is dating is a scary thing. As I waited for my date to show up, the story of the Stone Butch Daddy (SBD), my very first, first dates, went reeling through my mind.It wasn’t exactly a blind date, but it may as well have been. I was working the door at Miss Kitty’s Scratching Post, a monthly lesbian strip club in San Francisco, when we met.I wore a camo corset, lacy bottoms, fishnets, platform shoes and a sticker that said “Ask Me for My...

Posted at 05:58 PM | Permalink | Comments: 4

02/24/10

Pollute Thy Self

The man in front of me at the grocery store the other night checked out with a baguette, two sticks of string cheese, an apple and a super sized tube of KY Jelly.I, on the other hand, had a cheese-free pizza and some Pamprin. Guess who’s having the better night?As I contemplated the various ways his evening might turn out, I began to formulate ways to make my evenings alone even better. I’ve always been a fan of masturbation but part of what’s made this dry spell so hard is that I just haven’t had it in me lately, pun intended. Seeking ways to spice up my self-love life, I contacted Babeland, a store “offering information and encouragement to women who want to explore their sexuality.” Their representative responded to my email inquiry almost...

Posted at 01:36 PM | Permalink | Comments: 1

	04/29/10 Peek A. Booty, Part I As an audience member, it’s really hard to ask the star performer of a burlesque show out.So, I was very relieved when Peek A. Booty approached me for my number first.A tall, curvy, sensual, femme, Booty is by far one of the most talented performers I have ever seen. As a triple threat, she can sing, dance and even make eating a hamburger from McDonald’s sexy – something that I never thought was possible.The evening she asked me out, we were both being our high femme alter ego selves, complete with fake lashes, high heels and glitter. But when we met up for Chinese food a week later, the lashes, heels and glitter were gone and we were both just two normal gals on a date.As much as I am confident in my sexiness, I’m still shocked that someone as stunning as Booty... Posted at 12:57 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 0
	04/21/10 Formally the Same In some ways, law school is exactly like high school. You have the same cliques – the partiers, the nerds, the over-achievers—and the same clubs—student government, future business-people, Christian society. We worry about the same things—where we’re getting drunk on Friday night, who’s sleeping with whom, what we’re going to do after graduation—and we are always broke. Sure there are differences, but overall, law school is just a slightly more mature high school. We even have school dances. As class representative to the student government, it was my job to help put on the “Thrift Store Formal” this weekend. We advertised it as “The Cheap Prom You Always Wanted,” and lured people in with promises of a... Posted at 12:34 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 0
	04/13/10 Brown Paper Packages: Part II ...Continued from last week.Washed, lubed and ready to go, the beautifully shaped Fling and I had an amusing evening together. It’s not the toy for those who want in and out penetration, but it definitely gets the job done when it comes to G-spot fun.Once I had my Fling, I was ready for more complex toys. Out of the Babeland box, I grabbed the Sqweel, highly excited to try my first oral sex simulator.A mechanical wheel with tongue like silicone appendages, the Sqweel is one of Babeland’s best-sellers according to its website. The comic value of a wheel of tongues made me excited to own the Sqweel, but the potential of a new type of orgasm made me even more excited to use it.I grabbed the lube, put on the porn and was all ready to go until I realized I still had no AAA... Posted at 12:00 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 0
	04/06/10 Brown Paper Packages: Part I Nothing can make my day like a UPS truck driver. Julie Andrews can have her brown paper packages tied up with string, I’ll take mine as a cardboard box closed with industrial packing tape. Before I had even signed for my new goodies, my friend AK-47 whipped out her key and opened my box, as eager as I was to see what was inside. There, wrapped in all it’s hot pink tissue paper glory, was hours of entertainment, courtesy of Babeland.About a month ago, I contacted Babeland’s customer service for help spicing up my self-love life. As I mentioned in "Pollute Thy Self," they were remarkably helpful and quick in suggesting some toys that might expand beyond my normal erogenous zones and send me to yet known peaks.It took a bit of time for me to choose... Posted at 01:50 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 3
	03/30/10 Making the Moves About a month ago, I put two ads on Craigslist at the same time – one searching for “Just Friends” and the other searching for “Just Sex.” Ironically, the responses to the Just Friends ad produced creepiness (“I’ve lived here for 6 years, it would be nice to finally have a friend”) and the Just Sex ad introduced me to some fun new people.One of those people is Costello, the girl I was anxiously waiting for at a café a few blogs back in My Very First, First Date. Costello’s response to my ad was sexual without being creepy, and after a few interactions on email, we met for that tea date, followed by an evening cabaret show.I wanted to invite myself over to her house that night, but a friend’s need trumped my... Posted at 11:11 AM \| Permalink \| Comments: 0
	03/24/10 How You Doin’? All three girls I’ve been talking to lately (none of which I’ve kissed yet, but thanks for asking), I met online. I posted a profile or an ad, and waited for them to come to me.I like to think that I am more proactive in picking up people in person, but I’m really not. It’s so hard to go up to a girl and ask for her phone number. I’ve gotten better at it for sure, but I am still batting zero for taking home a girl from a bar.The cheesy pick up lines never work on me, so I assume they don’t work on others either. Sure, my dad may have stolen the stars and put them in my eyes, I may have lost that loving feeling and I’m sorry you’ve lost your number, but you are going to have to come up with a line less canned and more honest pick up line if... Posted at 06:21 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 0
	03/19/10 First Kisses "The first kiss is where you get to know someone. And every kiss after that is a shadow of that first one." –Betty Draper, Mad MenMy very first kiss was in preschool for a popsicle. I don’t remember the kiss much, but I do remember the popsicle.Then there was the plethora of spin the bottle type games, including a special one we made up called “pass the tic-tac”.The first real one happened when I was 12. He touched my boobs, I touched his thingy, it was hormonal and full of the insecurities of puberty.When I kissed my first woman a few years later, I was even more nervous and excited than I had been at 12.One would think that this awkwardness would go away, but it hasn’t. Reaching that first kiss with someone is still just as thrilling for me as... Posted at 05:13 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 0
	03/09/10 Wrasslin' As a student, you occasionally get alerts about crimes on campus. Usually it’s a stolen wallet type of deal, but last year a man was going around campus attempting to force girls into his van. Thankfully, he didn’t get anyone, but the idea of him being on the loose made me immediately sign up for martial arts classes.Learning to defend myself has increased my self-confidence, balance, muscle mass and made me a much more exciting lover. Everyone in class beats me good, but get me home and I’ll pin a partner down until she has no choice but to happily submit to my every desire.The other day, I was playing video games and watching Buffy at a friend’s house (oh yeah, I’m that big of a nerd), when she asked me how my martial arts classes were going. Deciding my... Posted at 02:33 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 1
	03/03/10 Very First, First Date This weekend I had a first date with a girl I met online. We’d been talking for a bit, and I was excited to meet her, yet I was still horribly nervous.I know that I’m a big bad sex and dating blogger and I should be able to go out into cafés around the world with confidence and ladies on my arms, but the reality is dating is a scary thing. As I waited for my date to show up, the story of the Stone Butch Daddy (SBD), my very first, first dates, went reeling through my mind.It wasn’t exactly a blind date, but it may as well have been. I was working the door at Miss Kitty’s Scratching Post, a monthly lesbian strip club in San Francisco, when we met.I wore a camo corset, lacy bottoms, fishnets, platform shoes and a sticker that said “Ask Me for My... Posted at 05:58 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 4
	02/24/10 Pollute Thy Self The man in front of me at the grocery store the other night checked out with a baguette, two sticks of string cheese, an apple and a super sized tube of KY Jelly.I, on the other hand, had a cheese-free pizza and some Pamprin. Guess who’s having the better night?As I contemplated the various ways his evening might turn out, I began to formulate ways to make my evenings alone even better. I’ve always been a fan of masturbation but part of what’s made this dry spell so hard is that I just haven’t had it in me lately, pun intended. Seeking ways to spice up my self-love life, I contacted Babeland, a store “offering information and encouragement to women who want to explore their sexuality.” Their representative responded to my email inquiry almost... Posted at 01:36 PM \| Permalink \| Comments: 1

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