May Horoscope

Venus opposes retrograde Mars this May. Although we tend to follow our hearts into action, it may lead to unexpected, upending consequences. Will hearts burn with passion or just get heartburn?


Aries (March 21-April 20)

Bold lambda Rams need to balance their personal independence with the co-dependence of relationships. You want to soar with the eagles but may feel tied to the nest. How much do you need to give and how much do you take so that everyone is happy? May brings the answer. As you know, with every delicious serving of broiled lamb chops there inevitably comes the bill.


Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Excitement breeds fascination on the job as you two boil the water-cooler with your passion. Are you ready to risk everything on a quick office fling? Think about it. It may not work out as you expect. Secret potholes and unexpected collisions can make what was once a breezy jaunt into a punishing marathon. Dreams are just that, Taurus. Reality bites.    


Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gal pals may get in the way of your fun this May. They set restrictions and rules for you to follow. They keep a close eye on all of your comings and goings. Forgive them if they do. It is done out of love. You may get a bit out of control in any festive situation whether that means over-indulging, over-stepping or being over-bearing. Can you get over it Gemini?


Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Cancers have their eye on the great corporate prize and almost nothing can dissuade them from changing focus. But don’t forget how wonderful and comforting your home life could be sharing it with a special lady. Ambition pays the rent but doesn’t stoke the hearth (or you). Seek balance and leave a trail of breadcrumbs so you can find your way home. Oh do I see a flock of birds…?


Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

While you have many valid opinions and great ideas, you will need to carefully hone them for public consumption this May. Rather than roar your unedited missives into the blogosphere, stop and consider their impact. Innocuous musings suddenly become calls for war. Remember - you can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar … that is if you want to attract flies. 


Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Questions about money pervade your May and arguments can ensure over who has what and what has who. Don’t let minor glitches toss cold water on any of your hot romances.  Resolve to loosen your purse strings and enjoy some of your gotten gains with lovergrrls. But stop at sinking your bucks in overflowing champagne baths. Overflow elsewhere.


Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Idling in the sidelines was never your scene, Libra. And now, as you chomp at the bit to make a big social splash, your girlfriend starts reining you in. There are opportunities this May to showcase your considerable talents to the up and coming. But is it worth the icy glares from home? Figure out what you really want and see if you can move up and still keep her coming.


Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Scorpios can get very creative at work; Very creative indeed. They manage to create shortcuts for all those dreary projects, leaving more time to flirt with their office mates and daydream at their desks. Don’t waste precious time imaging what can be. Use your down time for strategic planning and plotting… like the best time to corner her in the supply room. Heh heh.    


Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Sagittarian girls just wanna have fun in May and why not? You find any excuse for a rousing party. Even a small moment can change your landscape and lead you astray. Your capacity for artistic mischief is high and you have loads of gal pals at the ready to help you stir things up. This is a potent and dangerous combination. So make the most of it!

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Relentless drive in your career can create unexpected changes at home. And this may be all part of your grand plan. Heh, heh. Capricorns seek to find the balance between their consuming ambition to “make it big” and their need for a safe, secure and happy home life. It is as important for you to feather your nest as it is to crack a few corporate eggs. Omelet anyone?


Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Embark on global enterprises this May and extend your reach into new international territories. But craft your message carefully and speak loud, proud and queer so there is no mis-interpretation. The world is your oyster and you are ready to slurp it up, Aqueerius. Temptations abound and you may find that your eyes are too big for your stomach. Lucky girl!


Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Champagne baths in ritzy hotels do not come cheap and neither will you this May. Dreamy, creamy love affairs can cost much more than you anticipate – both fiscally and emotionally. That is why it is advisable to be a bit more realistic with your expectations, if possible, Guppie. Will it be a trip to the moon on gossamer wings or just one of those crazy things? Let’s guess.




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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster) 


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