September Online Horoscope 2017
Venus in Leo gives us dramatic and charismatic flair while Mars in Virgo helps us seal any sexy deal. Whoo hoo!
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Get Out and party hearty as the summer starts to wane, Aries. And make good use of your time. You are brimming with fun, creativity and charisma and are ready to overflow. A torrid romance will certainly follow. There are a few loose ends waiting for you to tie them up… if that is your ‘thing.” Don’t worry about moderation now – the more the merrier.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
You are very happy to just hang around the house now but that doesn’t mean that you should plant yourself there and become a couch potato. In fact, Taureans should be using this time to expand their domestic agenda, break from routine and invite a posse of gal pals or a select lovergrrl over for one last summertime bash. How much finger food will you need?
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Charming Geminis are especially cajoling and alluring now. Your ability to articulate all of your emotions and desires to just the right woman is perfectly timed. So find the right words to get who and what you want before autumn blows in. But sometimes words alone won’t do the trick. Prepare to put out a little more effort to lure a flygirl into your spider web. Heh. Heh.
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Do you have a yen for something totally extravagant and gaudy? If so, I see something shiny in your future, Cancer. Life will take a mercenary turn as your careful budgeting goes out of the window and life is one large champagne splash. But be sure that you get what (and who) you pay for. It would be a tragedy if your pile of dough didn’t rise to the occasion.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Lionesses not only strut and fret their time on the stage they may even chew the scenery. Emotions can run high and your propensity for drama runs deep. There is nothing wrong is saying what you feel but I suggest that you let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words. In fact, a little extra physical action will have a more beneficial impact than a bunch of hot air.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Your secret admirer may make herself known to you now, Virgo. Is she the stuff of dreams and desires? You tell me. All I know is that intrigue swirls around you now and may surprisingly place you in the epicenter of all of the political action. Be on your best behavior as influential ladies offer their help, advice and protection. Amass power and plan your takeover.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Do what you can to meet as many ladies as possible now. With all of your sugary moves, you attract girlfriends with ease. In fact, Libras are so sweet that they can ingratiate themselves into any group, no matter how exclusive, lofty or secretive. The social connections you make now will figure prominently in your winter plans. Will you develop a cavity? Oh, let’s hope so.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
They love you at work. And why not? You not only have a grand professional plan, you also know how to grease the corporate wheels to get exactly where you want. Drive that machine, Scorpio, and don’t take directions from anyone. Before you know it, you will be climbing the corporate ladder to greater and greater heights. Is it lonely at the top? Ha! I bet not!
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Travel will not only bring with it untold pleasures and treasures, it will also open up your eyes to grand opportunity. Globalize your trade, Sagittarius, and get out of your oldie moldy routine. Experiment with an exotic lady who totally out of your league to develop your pallet and expand your worldly Outlook. The world becomes your oyster. Slurp her up!
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
Get your best moves on, Capricorn, and make the most of your sexiness while you churn and burn. You are especially alluring with more than your fair share of animal magnetism. Grrr. And, lucky you; lovergrrls are primed for passion. Stoke her with a plan to escape from the hum drum to an especially romantic getaway destination. Then strum her drum.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Relationships are in need of some attention, Aqueerius, so plan to focus on all of her needs for the next few weeks. Compassionate and caring actions will pay dividends for you in time for the autumn chill. For those on the lookout for a connection, get creative in your search and approach. Go to new hot spots. Join a new social set. Get out of your comfort zone and enter a new one.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
You are working too hard, Guppie, but you have accomplished quite a lot. You deserve a reward! Give yourself a well-deserved break and gather your best gal pals to relax, de-stress and recharge. You may find that a particular girlfriend will figure prominently in your life in the coming months. How prominently she figures will be up to you to decide.
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)