September Horoscope - Virgo

Will a summer romance last into fall? Mars sits in passionate Scorpio while Venus in Leo needs drama and attention. Combine both and see how long the summer sunshine can sizzle.


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Aries (March 21-April 20)

Lambda Rams can fall head over heels for a pert lovergirl this September. She knows just what to do to get your lamb chops cooked. But life will not just be one long luxurious love session. In fact, expect an active social life throughout the month. You have many on your “to do” list. What will you do with all of that juggling? Or is it jiggling?

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21).

Spend your end-of-summer September cocooning at home with your best bosom buddy and see how that can transform your relationship. The world will still go on even as you shut it out. And while you are domesticating, why not reassess your overall surroundings with an eye for home improvement. Will you redecorate, renovate or relocate, Taurus?

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

You are especially diplomatic, charming and delightful this September, Gemini. Use your sugary gift of gab to lure a certain co-worker into your cubicle. You might have lust on your mind or might decide to use your personal oil to effortlessly glide projects off your desk and onto hers. Will you be a lovergrrl or a taskmistress? Hmm, what is really the difference?

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Money isn’t doing you much good piling up in a dusty old bank account. It needs to be released into the fresh air and used to provide lots of fun! Or so you think, Cancer. The temptation will be to splurge on frolic and festivities with your various paramours. But try to keep an eye on the bottom line for runaway costs. She loves you with money. Don’t test the relationship. 

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

You are the center of attention and surrounded by an adoring crowd. So now what Lioness? While the world calls out for more of you, your yearnings seem to lie closer to home. Can you combine the best of both worlds this September by hosting a bunch of basheroos with a bevy of beauties? Be the cock of the walk with your favorite strap-on.

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).

There are rumors swirling around you, Virgo, and they seem to be raising your popularity quotient to the top of the “A” list. Enjoy the scuttle and get your butt to places where you can confirm the delightful gossip with your bold social maneuvers and connections. Your intuition may be telling you something so listen very carefully as to who is who, what is what and exactly when.

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Jump into the social swim this September, Libra, and see where you wash up. You have that certain something that combines easy charisma with bold confidence that draws the ladies to you. Plan to expand your circle of girlfriends by joining new groups and associations and spread yourself thin all over town. In this case you can never be too thin.

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Put your ambitions on the front burner and see how much influence you can cook up now. Scorpios often prefer to work behind the scenes but the fates conspire to push you out into center stage. Get ready for your close-up and use every opportunity to gain the advantage. Will you be a Cruella de Ville or benevolent Queen Bee when you reach the top? Let’s just see….

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22).

If you have itchy travelling feet, September may be the month to scratch them. Get out of your usual routine and see how exciting the world can become. But check your itinerary twice and be sure that all the details are in place before you embark. It would be a shame to find yourself in Paris, Virginia instead of Paris, France. Hmm, or is it…?


Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

Will falling in lust with a gal pal complicate a perfectly platonic relationship? It is your theory to test this September, should you decide to take the romantic leap. Capricorns can be overly conservative and afraid of expressing their emotions but this is the time to show your true rainbow colors. Let the sun shine in and create a steamy heat wave.

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Relationships can evolve to an entirely new and happier level this September, Aqueerius. That is, if you can pry yourself away from the demands of the job. Try to find greater balance or, even better, tip the scales towards lovergrrls. You can make up for lost career time and professional accolades later. For now, seek an appreciative audience of one.

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

Guppies have much more energy than usual this September and are poised to make their mark on the world. Whether that means extensive travel or just cruising the internet is up to you, your budget and your available time. But be sure to make the most of whatever you have. Today, some pleasant neighborhood hot spot; Tomorrow, some exciting international g-spot.


 

© 2014, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only

Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com

Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)

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