October Online Horoscope 2018
Venus in passionate Scorpio goes wayward and so do our hearts this Coming Out October. We may not know which end is up. Add to the confusion Mars in cool Aqueerius and we may have a Love Potion Number “Nein.”
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Passions are stoked and poked this October … but by whom and exactly where? Aries get all confused as their best moves go awry and their lust misplaced. So brace yourself as life becomes one big messy splash, full of stains and wet spots. Don’t take it too seriously though. Try to embrace all of the possibilities. You never know which mistake will evolve into a bold and canny tactic.
Taurus (April 21-May 21
The demands of the job will cause some imbalance for certain relationships. Taureans need to figure out the perfect combination of love, commitment and ambition before the forces of human nature have their way. For those in the center of high stakes corporate intrigue, remain cool, calm and collected even if lovergrrls pour on the guilt. Lavish bonuses can be enjoyed by two as much as one.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Find your inner calm as the fates add a bit of drama to your otherwise routine life. Situations stir up and require your attention and efforts. Geminis have things to do, places to go and women to meet. And they have the energy needed to do everything everywhere. But take some time to stop and smell the Roses. Smell Daisy, Dahlia and Begonia while you are at it.
Cancer (June 22-July 23
Feisty Cancers seem to know exactly what the crowd needs now. Excitement and fun! But taking on too much responsibility for all of the party planning could sap you of your energies more quickly than you expect. Instead of doing all of the work yourself, my advice is to gather all the fly grrls and delegate. Then sit back and enjoy the results of their buzz-worthy festivities.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Although Lionesses may seek a quiet room of one’s own, there will be crowds knocking at your door all through October. Your home becomes an epicenter of activity. Be prepared for a Pride parade in your living room. But know when to entertain and when to ask for time alone with a certain lovely lady. Sometimes all you need is a crowd of one to make your performance one to remember.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)
Your words of love could miss their mark now, Virgo. So be sure that when you want to express your deepest feelings, you carefully craft your message and deliver it to the right women. Your passion overflows and so does the drama. Maybe you should cool your jets with some busy work for a few days. Then you can get very, very busy with the work at hand.
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).
Libras let their hearts overtake their good sense now. You aim to please at any cost and believe that a Anything that your lovergrrl wants, she must have - no matter how extravagant! This can go on for only so long before your budget is busted. Remember that there are many ways to have fun that are more affordable. The best things in life are free. See if you can find some.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
As you prepare to make your mark on the world, there will be things going on at home that require your full attention. Oh Scorpio, how can you soar with the eagles when you are tied to the ground? Don’t despair. You may find that needy relatives or leaky pipes will help you prioritize and ground you so that any massive personal undertaking you launch will be successful. Get ready…
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
So much confusion is going on behind the scenes that I would not be surprised if you wandered into a romantic minefield totally unawares. Sagittarians are known for their honesty so rely on your innate truthiness to get you out of a love jam. You will know what to say to lure her or repel her, as you wish, with diplomatic flair. Now that is a nice change of pace!
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).
Friendly gal pals can become intense lovergrrls if you want … or even if you really don’t want. You will soon understand that it is up to you to set the terms of engagement. Will it be platonic or passionate, Capricorn? How much are you willing to invest in any important liaison? This is the month when you are given a lot of food for thought. Will be caviar or pizza?
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Aqueerians are bursting on the social scene like a supernova. Your popularity with the power brokers may impact your professional path. Things can get emotional quickly as the opportunities flood in and decisions need to be made. Before you panic, step back, take a deep breath, survey the field and make your best, logical and unemotional decision. Eye on the prize, sister; World domination.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).
Guppies may travel the world but find that their true love is closer than they think. Think globally and act locally. There is a lot going on under the surface that you are unaware of. What you discover could change your outlook on long term commitment. What you want and need could evolve. So remain very flexible and agile. Some ladies like it that way, anyway.
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)