May Online Horoscope 2018

Let’s float on air … air signs that is… this May. Venus enters flirtatious Gemini while antsy Mars in Aqueerius plants our Pride flags anywhere we damn please. Plant it and blossom.


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Aries (March 21-April 20)

As you whisper the words of love in her ear, be sure that it is not a game of telephone. Your lurid message can be shared from bosom buddy to gal pal until it comes back to you in an entirely different form. In May, it might be fun (and more prudent) to let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words. Let your fingers do the talking, Aries.

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21

Your thoughts seem to turn to money this May – how you can earn it and how you can burn through it. Taureans love luxury but be sure that your extravagant tastes don’t exceed your relatively small lump of dough. Maybe it’s time to find a well-endowed benefactress to rise to the occasion. In fact, any time is a good time to bake.

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Not only do you become the center of everyone’s adoration and attention, you also manage to go global in your appeal. You can move and groove with the influentials. Will you be able to harness all of this love and propel yourself into the A-list of lovergrrls? Geminis become the flavor of the month as tongues wag. How spicy is your palate? Whew!

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23

If you find that your love life becomes more mysterious and full of intrigue, lie back and enjoy the adventure. You have quite a few secret admirers, one of whom may make her big move now. Cancers are hopeless romantics but, at least for now, you can hold out for hope in any lusty affair. So hold out for Hope … or a woman by any other name.

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Lionesses may have a tough time choosing between girlfriends or lovergrrls now. Both are demanding your time and attention. And both can offer you some enticing activities. The challenge will be how to maintain your balance and diplomacy between two such hotly competing fan bases through May. Who to choose? How to choose?

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).

Hard working Virgos could reach a breaking point where they can either muster the extra oomph to get even the nastiest job done or may experience effort overload and just stop trying. Pacing your energy will be pivotal this May. In fact, you may even be able to enlist a helping hand or two. They say you can never have too many helping hands…

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23).

Libras need to shake off the dust and see the world with fresh eyes. So set out on a grand adventure and get out of your usual routine. Travel internationally and explore all nooks and crannies with a certain special someone. Or try your luck and see who you meet on the road. The fates are offering you wine, women and song. Here’s your chance to hit a high note. 

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Make you home a love nest this May, Scorpio. You may need to spruce things up a bit with a clever redesign or renovation but any effort will have a wonderful payoff. Once your surroundings are ready to go, plan some intimate get-togethers. You now have a certain allure and sexiness that will have the birds flocking ... or something along those lines.

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

This is not the time to be glib or evasive, Sagittarius. It is time to make your voice heard loud and queer, especially in certain relationships. Tell her exactly what you want and you may even get it. But be as diplomatic as possible and be open to hearing her opinion. Improvements can be made on both sides. Once you have both agreed, stop talking and seal it with a kiss.

 

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20).

Capricorns are in their element this May as work and money figure prominently. Your attention will focus on the work you do and to the amount you earn doing it. What are your ultimate goals? How do you see yourself preparing for retirement? Putting your financial plans into action now will help you accelerate its growth. Your nest egg may result in a fluffy omelet.

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Aqueerians are in the center of all of the attention this May and why not? You are brimming with charisma, oomph and panache. And you are also the party girl with all of the creative ideas for fun and frolic. Take your life to the Outer limits and prepare for a frothy romance … or is it all of that whipped cream you are spreading around town?

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20).

You may find the need to be a bit secretive and cagey this May, Guppie, as your personal plans are still evolving. You have a few new tricks up your sleeve but  need more time to prepare. Help is there for you from a surprising source, maybe even from a relative. Keep yourself open to suggestion and don’t be afraid to be a little suggestive yourself. Whoo hoo.

 

 

© 2017, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only
Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com
Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)

 

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