May Online Horoscope 2017
While our words may not make much sense now, our quest for love transcends language.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
Not only do you make a “huuge” first impression, you will manage to change the social landscape. Ladies are drawn to you like naïve moths to a deadly hot flame. Aries are not usually shy and retiring and now you are a force with whom to be reckoned. How much will you force and how much will you retire? A certain lovergrrl will certainly let you know the right balance!
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
How can a Taurus concentrate with all of these behind-the-scenes intrigues going on? If strangers are behaving especially strangely, give them time to get their messages clearly across to you. There is some static on the psychic line and your first thoughts may not be accurate. You may just find that what you first think is “no” is really “yes, yes, yes!”
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Your gal pals may get into a tiff with you over things that are misconstrued or simply ignored. Emotions can run high and there may be some hurt feelings. Say what you mean and mean what you say, if you must, Gemini. But be prepared for a few social rocks and rolls. Or maybe just use your mouth for something more constructive than simply fanning the air?
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Do you feel overlooked at work? Do you feel that your past efforts deserve a reward? It all may be true but complaining about it now will not get you what you want. Focus instead on your amazing ability to ascertain the landscape, plan your next big move and exert the patience to wait for the right time. Your dream of world domination will happen, Cancer. Just not right now.
Leo (July 24-Aug 23)
Travel will not only be a welcome relief from the mundane, it will also be extra exciting. But check your itinerary twice and be sure that you pack every important item before you depart. Lionesses will go in grand style with a bodacious bevy of beauties as their entourage. Does everyone have their tickets to ride? Don’t leave anyone waiting at the station. She will never forgive you.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23).
Luscious Virgos seem to have the sexual world on a g-string now. You have an intense magnetism that will attract both hearts and minds. But your lusty largess will become a clever balancing act where you need to carefully dole out your attentions so that any lovergrrl will feel special and attended to. How many can you balance at once? Oh let’s just see…
Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Do you hanker for a lady who is yours alone? If you are currently in a relationship, make the most of it. If you are seeking a soulmate, use all of your energies to find her now. Libras who wait too long to commit might miss the opportunity of a lifetime. Yes, be choosey but also be open to the possibilities. Let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Roll up your sleeves and get to work. You have let a lot of things slide, so much so that you may be at the point of being buried by assorted commitments. But also know that all work and no play can make Sapphic Scorpio a very dull grrl. If you can’t find time to toot your horn at the nearest dyke bar, at least invite a few bosom buddies over to provide you with a helping hand. Ahem.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
Sagittarians not only know how to party hearty, they are the leaders of the pride party parade. You have some very creative ideas as to how to spend your time. Tongues will wag at the news of all of your crazy antics and certain admirers may make themselves known. So don’t sit at home and binge view. Get Out and make some mischief. Make some Miss Chief do what??
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
Are you feeling warm and cozy, Capricorn? Maybe that is because you have been concentrating on making your home life more comfortable and compatible with your needs. If there are still a few home improvement projects to do or some small refurbishments to tweak, do it now. You may be out of the closet but you will always need extra storage for a special sexy guest.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Aqueerians seem to know just what to say to get what they want in business. But you may need to temper your message with a few sweet nothings to successfully romance a particular lady. And don’t rush the process, A warmly modulated message full of breathy whispers will get her breathless and hot. Then what will you do? Oh you will think of something modulating.
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Money comes in and goes out just as quickly now. You may invest unwisely, easily overspend or otherwise waste valuable resources on worthless tangents. So try to hold onto your dough, Guppie, as the fates tempt you to overdo. Of course there may be one or two extravagant temptations that may be too delicious to resist. Hmm, anyone we know?
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Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)