March Online Horoscope 2017

March came in like a lion with Venus in randy Aries and goes out like a lamb. Or is it lamb chops?


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Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries’ naturally lusty and busty manner may shift into overdrive now with some surprising results. Those who do not know you well may decide to get to know you better. But you can also make a rather brash and bold first impression which may rub some ladies the wrong way. The only way to get the rubbing right is to practice, practice, practice, I say.  

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Expect some mixed love missives this month, Taurus. There is so much static going on in the background that sweet nothings can sound like burps. Keep your good sense of humor and ride the waves of lust wearing a wetsuit. All will become apparent by spring but by then you may find yourself doing the dog paddle instead of the breast stroke.  

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gal pals try to get into your act. Will you go with the social flow and let them control the action or will you strain to go off the leash? Geminis usually have lots of patience and an easy going style. Let’s see where your girlfriends lead you and then you can decide if you want to go off course. Who knows? They may lead you to festivities, fun, frolic and flirtations.  

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

You have been putting in a great effort at work and now it is time to reap the rewards... or so you believe. If you decide to push for the goodies, try to carefully craft your message, Cancer. Some of your requests might upset the upper management unintentionally. Smooth, easy and slow will win the golden prize. And that philosophy goes for both work and in love.    

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Travel may be more trouble than it’s worth, Lioness, as your Love Boat may unexpectedly scuttle or drift off course now. Instead of seeking exotic, unusual experiences, stick to the tried and true for the time being. You may even find that there is something luxurious and sexy in the familiar. And with a certain you-know-who, you should definitely get very, very familiar now.  

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Virgos are hot to trot with every nubile lassie in town. But your sexy ardor needs to be carefully curated and doled out with care. Your eyes may be too big for your stomach and you may take on too much action that dissipates your energies. The amours that you collect now can have long term happiness impact. You don’t want a slipshod courtship, do you? Slippery perhaps. 

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Is there a certain lady who lights up your life? If so, spend the next few weeks making her the center of your galaxy. If you are currently searching for your soulmate, it is a great time to explore the cosmos and its assorted gravitational pulls. Life will be exciting no matter what, Libra. But you have to decide if your heart wants to walk on solid ground or float on clouds.  

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

As much as you may want to clear off your desk and get things done, there will be distractions, diversions and detours now. This could stress you out but try to embrace the anarchy instead, Scorpio. There is something nice about not sweating all of this small stuff. Better to sweat it out with someone who can strut her stuff. Now THAT is relaxing! 

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

You are bursting with creative ideas, Sagittarius. But what does that really mean if all you do is dream, dream, dream? You have to get off your butt and make things happen. Get practical and strategize ways to make your great ideas into personal masterpieces. And try to get very personal (and very creative) with a certain lovely lady. March forth... if not before!  

 

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

Make certain relations even closer now, Capricorn. There are still a few areas of disagreements but you have the capacity and the diplomacy to bridge any wide gap. Is your domestic agenda in need of an overhaul? If so you muster the energy to get it done. Invite a few helping hands to make any move even more exciting. How excited will you get with all of these hands? Hmm. 

 

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Aqueerians feel the need to get more involved with local issues whether in politics or charitable endeavors. You possess great reserves of personal charisma and can gather a passionate posse with your ideas and eloquence. Draw up your manifesto and take to the streets now. If not you, then who? If not now, then when? Tick tock, honey. 

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

All that glitters is not gold but a little flashy flush can sway a few hearts now. Guppies are pure romantics. But what is more romantic than a luxurious liaison in some extravagant locale? Sway your lover girl with a splurge and see how grateful she will become. For those seeking their soulmate, check out some well-endowed babes and see who overflows your cup. 

 

© 2017, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only 

Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com 

Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster) tinyurl.com/HerScopes 

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