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February Online Horoscope 2018

Our hearts flutter at the thought of Venus in quirky Aquarius and Mars in zesty Sagittarius. Will our love burn, throb or ache? It's all written in the stars…


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Aries (March 21-April 20)

Get out of your comfort zone and explore parts unknown with a lovely traveling companion now, Aries. You never know where life will lead you when you pack a calculated risk and some skimpy lingerie in your duffel bag. Use the next few weeks to expand your worldview and see things from a fresh perspective. How fresh can you become?  Whoo hoo!

 

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Taureans may get some mixed signals at work that can lead them into temptation. She has plans for you that may not involve corporate advancement. Are you ready to scuttle your professional path for a quick lick and flick? It will seem so heady, romantic and steamy that you ignore your better judgement. Maybe it will all be worth it. Maybe not.

 

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Relationships are due for a reappraisal. Are you getting everything you want and deserve from her? If so, relax and enjoy. If not, start clit chatting. Geminis can be very suave and diplomatic so whatever you need, you will get. A legal issue can be resolved to the satisfaction of those close to you. Get ready to rest your case. Thank goodness the jury is still Out.

 

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Cancers can be forgiven if they confuse the mixed signals they are getting at work. There is a colleague that has her eye on you for more than just casual filing. But how do you know who is who and what is what? Keep your eyes open and lips apart. You will soon discover how your work life will shift from neutral to over drive.

 

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Don’t sit at home and wait for a knock on the door, Lioness. You need to get Out and about. Accept more invitations than you can handle because what looks good on paper may be very different when you actually get there. Expect many surprises and even a shock! She is waiting for you in some darkened corner. When you find her you can explore her darkened corners.

 

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

Get physical, Virgo, whether than means “wilde” sex, physically demanding home projects or general work projects. The point is that you must not sit around and collect dust. But getting realty active will also have its surprises and unexpected results. That is what will keep your life interesting. It will also keep you on your toes.. or is it prone? I forget. 

 

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Speak the words of love and she will hear you, Libra. But what she does after that might be totally unexpected. Will she or won’t she? Don’t worry that your ardent, passionate calls won’t be reciprocated. They very well might bowl you over. Going head over heels can be very exciting. Be sure to do that more than once in an evening.

 

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

You have some great ideas for a home renovation but will it cost you much more than you expect? Probably, Scorpio. But if that is what you truly want, go for it. You can build a love nest for a certain bird. Or is it a web to snare your flygirl? Be sure you know who you really want to attract. You could be surprised at who you wake up next to….

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

Being in the center of attention can be an energetic boon or a stressful drain on you, Sagittarius. Be sure that whatever you decide to do, you are well aware of the requirements and the expectations. You have the give of gab now. But maybe you can use your mouth for something or someone more exciting than just flapping the air. Ahem.

 

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

There is a lot of secrets swirling around you now, Capricorn. There are admirers who whisper about you in lusty terms. There are guardian angels who are trying to protect you from unscrupulous ladies who want to take advantage of you. Some scuttle may involve a wealthy benefactress who thinks that she can buy your love. Is that even a secret?

 

Aqueerius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Everyone seems to love you, Aqueerius. You seem to attract anyone you want. So get involved in those groups where you have always wanted to belong. You gain entry and even power. But there is more to life than meeting and greeting. Start to formulate your plans for eventual world domination. You can rule, if that is what you really want. Heh, heh.

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

Your career prospects heat up as all of your hard work begins to pay off. Opportunities open up and advancements can be made. Know too that there is also someone who is working behind the scenes on your behalf who might figure prominently in your future success. She can make or break you, Guppie. So be kind to all. You never know.

 

SIDEBAR

 

Aqueerius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

Expect your Aqueerian woman to be surrounded by unusual and unorthodox girlfriends from all walks of life who they seem to attract through their various groups and causes. She is fairly cutting edge in appearance herself; “Blending in” is not in her game plan. In fact, she may go out of her way to dress to distress. (Hey, who are you looking at buddy??) Who is that momma with enough body piercings to set off airport security? Chances are she is a Aqueerian.

 

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

She is in love with love and can’t wait to find a lovergrrl with whom to share her dreams of blissful happiness. She loves children and avidly seeks a partnership with a like-minded woman. If you settle in with a Guppie, expect the pitter patter of little feet within the first two years, and I don’t mean cats! Her naive optimism in relationships is often put to the test and, as much as she desires a forever, she is a mutable sign who knows when forever simply means for the time being.

 

© 2017, Charlene Lichtenstein, All rights Reserved, For Entertainment Purposes Only
Contact her via her blog: www.TheStarryEye.typepad.com
Author: “HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” (Simon & Schuster)

 

 

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